The Roasted Breast of Angels

Ketogazar is known for its dishes of exotic antiquity. Take the breast of angels, roasted in butter and jalapenos, and serve with the leaves of the blackened trees of the Taqueinos Forest. If you cannot procure angel breast, the breast of a fowl will do.

The False Prophet of Kerenezakor

Do not be fooled by the false prophet of Kerenezakor. It is a charlatan who seeks to deceive. Ignore himn. His advice is poison.

Temptations of the Sugari Crusade

They lie in wait, with their cowled hoods and sagging skin, their faces contorted with pain. They offer you steaming bowls of rice, decadent cakes, and other sinful delights. Resist them. They bring you nothing but pain and death.
For if you follow them, they will feed you until you fall lethargic, and then their feeding begins.

The lost knowledge of Aranthular

Combatting the Sickness of Darkest Hate

Contrary to belief, the 'keto flu' is not sugar withdrawal. It is simply an imbalance of electrolytes. Restore your balance and the headache will fade.